An Equal-Opportunity Sucker

Nathan loves his binkies. He especially relishes the unparalleled luxury of having two binkies in his possession at once. Usually he will clutch one in his hand, one in his mouth, always making sure to rotate them regularly, like every ten seconds. Double-binky sucking is a full-time job. You can't play favorites with binkies. Or, if you're up way too early in the morning, and you forget that you already have something in your mouth, you end up with this:
I'm really not sure how he managed to do this. But somehow the handle of the first-inserted binky aligned just right for the nipple of the second-comer, and they stuck together like they were designed for this. I may not have found this so funny, but it was five in the morning. And everything is really funny or really annoying at that hour.